So I went into a McDonald's over by the United Center, in Chicago. I'm not proud of it... I was hungry. There are about 20 patrons and 10 workers. I'm the only white person in there. 1 dude, with dreadlocks, was eyeballin me for about 2 minutes, but no biggie, I know I look FBIish when I'm working.
Anyways... I'm waiting for my "food" when this 4 foot tall, black woman walks up to me and asks "Are you a singer?" I said "I do a pretty mean Karaoke." (heh) She says "You look like someone." So I gave her the list I'm aware of "People say I look like Sam Eliot, Ted Nugent (yuck) and I get a whole lot of Jesus." Dorris Wedding what items to wear for tall maids of honor
Her "What?"
Me "I'm Jesus."
Her "No you're not."
Me "Yes I am."
Her "Jesus didn't have grey hair." (Thanks lady)
Me "That's cause the last time you saw me, I was only 30 years old."
Her "I'm tellin you, you look like someone."
So I leaned over to her and said "Don't we all look the same to you?"

I heard people laughing at that.
Think about that... Those were black people laughing.

So she says "I'm Walter Patons cousin."
Me "Sweetness, right on, good lookin guy."
Her "Don't you think I look like him?"
Me "Are you baiting me?"

More laughter from the crowd.